"Have a hectic day?"

 

"Oh, yeah, another big red-letter day for the Baileys."

 

"Daddy, the Browns next door have a new car. You should see it."

 

"Well, what's the matter with our car? Isn't it good enough for ya?"

 

"Yes, Daddy."

 

" 'Scuse me... 'Scuse me."

 

"Excuse you for what?"

 

"I burped."

 

"Dad, how do you spell Hallelujah?"

 

"How should I know? What do you think I am, a dictionary? Tommy, stop that, stop it! Janey, haven't you learned that silly tune yet? You play it over and over again, now stop it, stop it!

 

"Aw, I don't know. Either I'm off my nut, or he is... or you are!"

 

"It isn't me!"

 

"Maybe I left the car up at Martini's. Well, c'mon, Gabriel."

 

"Clarence!"

 

"Clarence, Clarence."

 

"You see, George, you really had a wonderful life. Don't you see what a mistake it would be to throw it away?"

 

"Help me, Clarence, please! I want to live again! I want to live again!"