"Puttin' On The Fest"

Have you seen the well-to-do?
Up and down the Fest venue?
On Mariotts' thoroughfare,
With their tickets in the air?

Black spats and blackened collars.
Blank checks and lots of dollars.
Spending every dime,
For a wonderful time!

If you're blue and you don't where to go to.
Why don't you go where fashion's best?
Puttin' on the Fest.

Different types who wear a black cape.
Pants with a scarf and bat winged shape,
A perfect vest...
Puttin' on the Fest.

Dressed up like a million dollar vampire.
Trying hard to dress in Barn's attire.
We Admire.

Come let's mix where Collins' fellows walks with canes and um-ber-ellas
No staked chests...
Puttin' on the Fest.

~Second Verse~

Have you seen the well-to-do?
Up and down the Fest venue?
On Mariott's thoroughfare.
With their badges in the air.

High heels and low-cut collars.
Visa's and ninety dollars.
Spending every dime,
For a wonderful time!

If you're blue and you don't where to go to.
Why don't you go where fashion's best?
Puttin' on the Fest.

Different types who wear a silk cape.
Skirts that show a doxie's sexy shape.
Perfect chest...
Puttin' on the Fest.

Dressed up like a million dollar lady.
Trying hard to dress like Josette maybe?
Or an Angie?

Come let's mix where Collins' fellows walks with canes and um-ber-ellas
No staked chests...
Puttin' on the Fest.